Bold brews. Barely a signal. Welcome to Maine. The “Strong Coffee. Weak WiFi.” tee is a humorous nod to the unplugged charm of the Pine Tree State, where mornings start with percolator coffee and the only thing loading is the canoe. Whether you’re at a cabin in the woods, a campsite by the lake, or a cottage by the coast, this shirt is for those who know that connection comes from nature, not notifications. Soft, cozy, and brewed for comfort, it’s perfect for early risers, fire starters, and slow mornings. Wear it proudly — caffeine strong, signal weak, vibes unmatched.
